What happens when you ask ChatGPT to rewrite your resume so that it's basically un-rejectable?

What happens when you ask ChatGPT to rewrite your resume so that it's basically un-rejectable? I tried this and I literally landed six job interviews in 24 hours. So first come over to ChatGPT, put in your resume and job description and then say, act as a senior recruiter for this exact company. Analyze my resume against this job description and give me a match score out of 100. The top five keywords I'm missing and three red flags a hiring manager would spot in under 10 seconds. Once you get those keywords, you want to stay in the same chat and run the second prompt. Re-write my experience section to naturally include those keywords and remove every red flag using the Google X Y Z formula. Accomplished X as by Y by doing Z. Now, this next one's the most important. Say, now act as an applicant tracking system. Scan my new resume and tell me exactly which sections a bot would fail to read, then rewrite them so they pass every filter. And here's the coolest part. You're now going to want to turn on agent mode and say, "Now, go find every job matching this resume posted in the last seven days and apply to the top 50 for me, tailoring each application to the job description." ChatGPT is then going to go off and apply to every single one while you do absolutely nothing. So, if you want my full AI job search guide for 2026, just follow me and comment resume and I'll send it over to you.