my step by step plan if i was a girl

Here are some things I'd be doing if I was a girl. First off, I do not care about skin cancer. I'm going outside every single day and tanning. Then I get those slutty little tan lines and then I put on one of those tank top dress things to show off every single day. I'd go like platinum blonde and then you would not catch me without a bandana. I mean I would not go crazy in one of these. Next up, I'm getting a gym membership and I'm spamming legs every single day and then I'm going to wear my little Lululemon shorts. Can't deny that and I'm feeling myself way too much. I will also be wearing those body beads, like the necklaces that go around your waist. I would definitely be getting my belly button pierced as well. I want to get my belly button pierced right now but not yet. I would then get a digital camera and just like get all my besties to take pictures of me anywhere and then I post them on my little finsta and then all my besties would comment, "Ooh, slay queen, you're such serving right now." I would also go crazy in a bodysuit. I wear a bodysuit with some light wash jeans and then like unbuckle the top two buttons and just have it like sitting at my waist. You'd also not catch me without my Uggs. I would be repping Uggs every day. Even though I already kind of do. These are my Uggs. Somebody called them Papa Pizzeria shoes. I don't care, I still love these so, so much. They're my pride and joy. This is not sponsored by the way, I just, I love Uggs. I'd be wearing like cropped compression shirts 24/7 with some like low rise gray sweatpants or some like little boy shorts. And speaking of little boys, no homo, I would also be wearing baby tees like absolutely crazy, like a crazy person. And I think that's it. Don't worry, I have no plans of becoming trans. I just felt like I needed to spit this out.