So what we gonna do?

So what we gonna do? We gonna take white people names and put Le or De in front of them. LeSean, DeSean. Or what if it's a girl? Then we just add that at the end too. LeShonda, DeShonda. That's too gimmicky. Give me something else. Okay, for my next trick, we're gonna name them after brands. Like name your kid after a company. Exactly. Mercedes, Amiri, Dior. And the nice thing is you can mix and match. So your son can be Amiri Dior Johnson. And your daughter can be Dior Amiri Johnson. Oh, I like that. You can use it on your kid if you want. That's why you get the big bucks, Stephen. But wait a minute. Why are we devoting resources to making black names? So we can discriminate against them on job applications? Damn, Stephen!!! That's lowkey tough. Oh, you like that one, huh? You can use it on your kid if you want. That's why you get the big bucks, Stephen. My bad. I forgot that part. Now let's put it all together. DaHonda Quinmerius Johnson. Johnson. Christ, that's awful. That application's going straight in the trash. My bad. I forgot that part. Now let's put it all together. DaHonda Quinmerius Johnson.