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Dad just eat the burger Grab your stimulator Put it on your belly button, wrap it around your waist Strap down to the other side And now we turn it on Level two Level three Oh my gosh I can take it How does this even work? Basically, wear this on your stomach for 30 minutes equals to 5,000 crunches, which is actually insane because nobody's doing 5,000 crunches in 30 minutes. And it's crazy because it's also draining your lymphatic system. So after some time, it's gonna get rid of all the fat on your side. And since the summer is here, I'm not gonna let my dad go to the pool with his shirt off. Trust me, my dad will have his shirt off at the pool this summer. And look, it's already starting to work. Problem is, these are overly expensive. But the good news is, since everybody's trying to get their body beach right for the summer, they got these on a crazy flash sale. So if you're serious about getting your body beach right for the summer, I thought I'd do you a favor by dropping the link somewhere down here on the screen.