Fancy Date Gone Wrong 😭

Today my first fancy date went wrong so I thought I'd tell you what not to do on a fancy date. By fancy date means a date with a rich girl. So we thought we'd go on a date at Rina's Kitchenette. Their menu is so difficult, I was thinking of ordering something easy. I saw the name Beef Lasagna and ordered that. And an apple mojito. She said, Come on Rizwan, it's not Lasagna, it's Lasagna. And why is there a 'J' in Mojito? I said, I learned to eat it like this from the school I studied in. We were beaten up there, not taught. I asked her, why is this sauce alone? You can order it separately. She said, you eat it like this. I ate it like this. Then I asked her to get me a spoon. She said, you eat Lasagna with a fork, not a spoon. Then when it was time to pay the bill, the bill was so high that I couldn't breathe. I thought the bill would be around 2000, but it was 12,000. I left without paying the bill. Tell me in the comments if I did right or wrong. Follow for more such funny dates.