Signs From The Past Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Forgot How To Breathe

Signs From The Past Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Forgot How To Breathe OUR PAST. YOUR FUTU. ON THIS DAY Aug 5, 2024 "What are you?" ANIMAL KILLERS VEGAN ONLY "Get the best non-deal of the century!" SPECIAL DEAL!!! BUY 3 FOR THE PRICE OF 3! FUEL MART "Yes, you can one-hand a heavy object." Remember: Slap ass for motivation!!! Lift heavy objects correctly "Which one are you?" EVERYONE BRINGS JOY TO THIS OFFICE SOME WHEN THEY ENTER & SOME WHEN THEY LEAVE "just guess what it is." DO NOT "Dick's pizza." Dick's PIZZA YOU HAVEN'T EATEN PIZZA UNTIL YOU'VE EATEN DICKS. FREE Dicks! @dickspizza "Local bistro in town." WE SELL BEER AS COLD AS YOUR EX's HEART "You want me to show you what ka-boom is?" FUEL DOCK ABSOLUTELY NO SMOKING FIRE + FUEL = KABOOM "Someone is pooping wood." TO Whoever keeps destroying this toilet: GO SEE A DOCTOR, if not Maybe an exorcist? OR poop in a field with the Other Buffalo!! "LOL." CAUTION I learned to drive on my PlayStation "They're going 'Back to the Future.'" SPEED LIMIT 35 YOUR SPEED 88 "Somehow this makes logical sense." VOTED BEST BURGER IN TOWN BY SOME GUY WHO LIKES BURGERS "Did you say 'cat'?" CAT FOUND!!! BLACK + TAN WITH GREY -MALE -NO COLLAR -Not very friendly, I think he might be 'scared.' -Not House Broken Either -Found on SUNSET BLVD. -If HE is yours Please call "Push or don't?" PUSH DON'T PUSH DON'T "You can't deny it." AHEAD "Do not walk on rocks, or..." DO NOT WALK ON ROCKS If YOU do, and file suit claiming injury, this sign will be marked "Exhibit A". "Free things for just £16.99." THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE Best Things in Life Are Free £16.99 "Talk to each other, remember those days." NO FREE WIFI TALK TO EACH OTHER AND GET DRUNK "Five minutes scared, until I realized."