I just finally annihilated my beard into a goatee. What do you guys think? Moroccan cinnamon.

I just finally annihilated my beard into a goatee. What do you guys think? Moroccan cinnamon. Anyway, enough of that. Today I'm gonna rank my top five Schnucks and the bottom five Schnucks. And I'm gonna try to shut the fuck up for this one because apparently you guys think I talk too much. So we're gonna start with the top five, number one, it's the DePew Schnucks. That's self-explanatory. It's double decker. You can almost get away with going on a date there. I didn't say you could, I said you almost could. Two, we're gonna say the Ladue Schnucks. However, I will say I was at the Ladue Schnucks recently and they were out of Sprite. Regular. Three, we're gonna say the Kirkwood Schnucks. Number four, we're gonna say the Arsenal Schnucks. And number five, we're gonna say the Princeton Heights Schnucks. Alright, bottom five Schnucks. Ooh, this is gonna be fun. Okay. The fifth worst Schnucks is the Maplewood one, which is funny because that's the one I go to. Don't eat where you shit. Well, I just did. But shout out my brother, dude security. He's cool. Number four, what is the four worst Schnucks? Uh, the one that's in the Chesterfield Valley. That one sucks. Number three, we're gonna say the old Creve Coeur Schnucks. But thank God they're tearing it down. Number two, we're gonna say the Schnucks in Lindell. And number one, the worst Schnucks in the Saint Louis area. And obviously we're not including Illinois because I can't help you with that one. South Grand. The murder Schnucks. Let me know yours.