A Gen Z job interview with a Millennial

Hey, Nadine, it's nice to meet you. Hey, do you mind removing your hat? I do mind, actually. It's a boundary of mine that no one polices. What I wear. Okay. We're excited to bring some youth and new ideas into the company. Every Monday, we have a team meeting at 8:30 where we brainstorm. I'm sorry, what? I can't do anything at 8:30. I get really bad anxiety before 10 AM, so I can only start work at 10 AM or later. So you only get anxiety before 10 AM? Can you just wake up earlier and get the panic attack out of the way? Then you can be ready at 8:30. Okay. So the team consists of myself, Darren, and Angela from sales. I'm sorry. The iced coffee is very distracting. Can you wait until after this interview to continue drinking it? It's pretty ableist of you to ask me that. Humans aren't meant to go more than an hour without liquid. Hope that helps. Do you want this job? No. Who actually wants to work? Okay. Why don't you just leave your resume and we'll be in touch. I don't own a printer, so I'm not really sure how you expect me to have that. Okay, well, you can continue drinking your iced coffee now. I hope you don't get dehydrated during the 15 minutes we were sitting here. By the way, just so you know, caffeine is very dehydrating. And by the way, when I was your age, I didn't even think I had a sip of any liquid besides liquor for four years and I turned out just fine. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The iced coffee is very distracting. Can you wait until after this interview to continue drinking it? It's pretty ableist of you to ask me that. Humans aren't meant to go more than an hour without liquid. Hope that helps. Do you want this job? No. Who actually wants to work? Okay. Why don't you just leave your resume and we'll be in touch. I don't own a printer, so I'm not really sure how you expect me to have that. Okay, well, you can continue drinking your iced coffee now. I hope you don't get dehydrated during the 15 minutes we were sitting here. By the way, just so you know, caffeine is very dehydrating. And by the way, when I was your age, I didn't even think I had a sip of any liquid besides liquor for four years and I turned out just fine.