She only sh*ts once a month

No, I only shit like once a month. I can smell it. I'm like blown away just to survive this episode. Three weeks, you take shits, you take poops, and you don't shower for three weeks. That is disgusting. That is insane. That is actually crazy. No, I only shit like once a month. Genuinely. She only eats cheese and drinks Dr. Pepper. That's her diet. And you're still fat? Yeah, I forget to eat, and I'm not fat. Yeah, you are. Have you looked in the mirror? I'm fat, yes. Yes, I acknowledge I'm not fat. No, you're fat. No. I'm a little chubby, but I'm not fat. Stand on the scale, bitch. Okay, bring a scale out. Well, you know he's already doing it. This is Caleb Springer after all. No, you're fat. I saw your nudes. You're fat. No, I'm not. I saw your nudes. You're fat. It's simply extra skin. That's all it is, cause I had a baby. Yeah. Yeah, you did. Doesn't mean you're not fat. It's okay. You said look in the mirror, and you know what I did? I said I'm fat cause I'm fat. But I'm not fat. That's what men do. We just accept that we're fat, cause of our choices. Fat is being obese. What? Yes, fat is obese. No, there's fat and obese. No. Okay, go step. I'm getting the thing. Okay, well, you're not obese. You looked bigger sitting down for what it's worth. Yeah. How big? Average around 147. Add five. I'm talking to you. Uh, 5'2. She's wearing heels. Yeah. And she weigh what? 140, 145. Okay. What did it say? It's looking. It's working. Okay, it's doing math. Mark, you ready for the sniff test, buddy? That shit's gonna be wild. I'm gonna die. Can he do a sniff test? I don't know. That'd be hilarious. That's up to you. I'll let you think about it for 30 minutes. Um, I don't want to do anything that's not, you know, obviously consensual to you. What it would be hysterical. I