My thoughts while in yoga

Is this relaxing for some people? Probably. For me? No. Absolutely not. Now if you would just look at my face here, it says OMG, I can't believe that smell is me with the combination of when will this be over. I will say I'm pretty proud of this one right here. Look at that leg. It's almost touching my head. And I was like, is this foot going to hit me in the head? It was my own. I couldn't believe it. At this point we're about like, I don't know, 45 minutes into this and I'm like, uh. Now I have to be on my knees again. Like what kind of torture is this? Like are we on Epstein's island or something? Like can I get my knees a break? But I'm a glutton for punishment, so I continue. So the instructor decided that since we did that on both sides, we were going to go back into planks again for like the 50th time. And then a downward dog. And then I was thinking, this shit would be so much better with some dogs, like some puppies running around. Oh god, here comes the other leg. This one, you know, luckily wasn't going to hit me in the head. Uh. Could you imagine how many more brain cells I would lose if I like kicked myself in the back of the head? Obviously, I've lost all the brain cells considering I'm doing this in 90 degree weather with the humidity of like, I don't know, Satan's boiling hot tub. But here I go. Oh, raise those arms, trying to hold my breath. Even though you're supposed to breathe throughout yoga, yet I stunk so bad, I no longer wanted to breathe at like the 45th minute. It was terrible. All right, here's the best part. I totally thought I would be good at this because I hate sitting on public toilet seats, so I always hover. Yet, for some reason, it's not as good. Like those thighs aren't as good. I don't know what kind of strength I have whenever it comes to germs, but it was not here in that moment. And ew, what is going on with my inner thighs? These leggings are supposed to make me look snatched, but in the squat position, not so snatched. Now I have to say, after I come out of these yoga sessions, I feel like I did a good job and accomplished some stuff. But then, you know, I decided this time to record it and now looking back at it, I can remember all of the things I was thinking and how absolutely miserable I was. By the way, when you do downward dog, you can look back at the rest of the people and you're like, ooh, that doesn't look safe. And now here I am doing it myself. Like all of the blood is rushing to my head and I'm also like weak AF. And then I'm also kind of like real sweaty and I can like get right down into those armpits and I'm thinking, god, I hope there's no breeze because whoever is downwind from me has got a real bad smell coming.