Seeing how many times I can call my wife my exs name until she notices

Seeing how many times I can call my wife my exs name until she notices. Right. I'm so annoyed. So, I've just had food. I've just had food. I just want to eat my tea. I just want to eat my tea. So I want to try and get Alex to involved in this challenge and see how she can do. So do you remember when you were younger and you used to pack your head and rub your tummy? So this one is like a bit like winding the bobbin up. You do one finger away from you and one finger towards you at the same time like this. Wait, wrong way. Like that. Yeah? And apparently only like 10% of the population can do it. I'm in that 10%. Yeah, only 10% can do it. No. No. You're doing it, you're going both the same way. That piece of hair. You're right. You're crazy. Something about Mary. (1st time) Come on, you can do it, take, put your mind to it. You can do it but you're backing to it. Right, stop. Do this first, so move that forward. Right. Now, then move that backwards. Now both together at the same time, forward and backwards. Look, it's so easy. Come on, you can do it. No, do it again. I can't do it. I can't do it. I just want to eat my tea. Come on, take, for fuck's sake. Why are you going all backwards like that? Come on. Do it, one last time. You absolutely call me then. Nothing, I didn't say nothing. You did. What did I say then? You didn't call me my name anyway. I didn't say anything. Why did you just call me her? That better be some form of TikTok joke, that, because that is not even funny. In fact, I might even be a part of this stupid thing. I don't even know why you have me doing it. I don't even want to be a part of it. I'm just literally going to have some tea. Do one. How about that? Babe. What? Just a prank. What? Just a prank. That's not funny, is it? Get in here now, Nicola, and let's start making tea. Just because I said my ex's name doesn't mean you can say your ex's name. It's just not a funny prank, that. Don't mind all the others like getting involved, but that's just a step too far, that. Calm down, churchill.