new wave of native img ads 😭

Never in my life have I seen a native image ad like this. I've been seeing native image ads for like the past October, November, December, January, February, March, April, seven months. Never, never, never have I seen an ad that has 8,000 words. Dog, this is a mini book. 8,000 words, mind you. People have to be sitting and reading this because it's converting five stars. Dog, what are you saying in an ad that has 8,000 words? What like 8,000? Dog, that's a mini book. 8,000 words, mind you. People have to be sitting and reading this because it's converting five stars. Dog, what are you saying in an ad that has 8,000 words? What like 8,000? Dog, that's a mini book. 8,000 words, mind you. People have to be sitting and reading this because it's converting five stars. 10 out of 10. They have this running straight to a product page, which makes sense because why would I go through 8,000 words and then read another 2,000 words. I might just copy this because I want to see if 8,000 words actually converts. 8,000 words? I'm going to test this tonight. Have it run tomorrow and see how it performs. This is crazy. One more thing I decided to consult chat GBT to see how long it would take somebody to read this 8,340 word long piece of copy. A slow reader is taking 41 to 42 minutes. An average reader, 37 minutes. Wow.