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I would sue em too. Even if it was 300 calories or whatever the fuck they said it was, I would not give a flying fuck. So, did you hear that David is getting sued, man? Did you guys hear that? Cause I don't give a fuck. As good as fuck, I really don't give a shit. The bars are good. Like, you know, they were trying to say that, you know, that wasn't true and people running with it, you know, saying that these bars are really 300 calories and shit like that. But, you know, that's just not true. It is 150 calories. And that lawsuit got dropped, man. So a lot of y'all are running with that bullshit, but damn. Even if it was 300 calories or whatever the fuck they said it was, I would not give a flying fuck. These bars are so fucking good. Like, if you guys could, I don't understand how there's zero grams of sugar. I don't understand how they do this shit. Like, I would sue them too. I would fucking sue them too. I don't know how the fuck they do it. It's so fucking good, like. Best protein bars. And then best tasting. This is the chocolate chip one. Just look at that, bro. Like, how the fuck is this no sugar, bro? I eat like three of these a day. I'm guilty. I'm trying to get better. But, yeah, if you all want to try them out, go try some. Get your protein in, man. Get it right. Get your body right, you know what I'm saying? You want to look good? Tell me, David Bars.