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My mom said not to talk to strangers. So what's your name? Do you want to see how long I can hold my breath for? That was 10 minutes. My parents are divorced, so you're together? Do you like my one-piece? Mommy says I can't get a sun exposure. I wouldn't stand there, I peed there. What's your daddy do for work? How old are you? You look like you're 72. I'll play Marco Polo. I could be Marco, you could be Polo. Marco, you could be Polo. My mom says whenever I get a little poopy, I gotta get out. So it was nice seeing you. Watch. I'm not dead. You see me dive? This is a big hotel. What floor are you on? I got water in my goggles. You got it. You want to come to my birthday party? I just drank a ton of pool water. You think I'm gonna die? I'm not dead. You see me dive. My mom says I'm like Michael Phelps. You're my best friend now, yeah?
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