pov you're a lesbian couple going thru TSA

Last time Lexi and I traveled abroad, we went to Mexico and had an interesting experience in TSA. When you arrive in Mexico, you go through like a couple different security checkpoints. So we're coming out of the security, there is another TSA agent and he asks me if I had any food in my backpack. He didn't just ask, he was standing there by himself, like, points to Lexi and goes, you, do you have any food on you? It's been a long travel day, I'm annoyed. We just went through so much security like if I had food in my bag, like, you would have already seen that. I'm like, do you mind if I check it? He didn't say do you mind if I check it, he said I'm gonna have to check your bag. He starts to go through my backpack and basically inside my backpack is my underwear. He's not saying anything to us, he's just looking through my bag of underwear. And he's very stoic and very like serious. He zips up my bag and he gives it back and he said that he was looking for orange Gatorade and Cheetos. Because they're on a list that they can't allow into the country right now. Like he's currently, we're not letting these two things into the country. We're both just like, okay. We were puzzled. The reason being is because if you mix those two ingredients together, it creates this really popular skincare routine. And we're like, what? People have been using it as skincare on their faces and it makes them look orange. Notably, your president. Does the skincare routine? He was like, uh? He was like, uh? He did all this for a joke. He pulled us aside, searched our bag just to make that joke. I will say, we applaud him. We loved the joke. We thought it was funny. I'm down to make a joke about our president anytime. He probably felt uncomfortable when he realized that he was just looking through my underwear. And when he saw how scared we were, that's our story. We've been.