Hook

Their other posts in the index, biggest breakout first.
MOD: "QWEL! we have an issue!" QWEL: *eating* QWEL: "i just got another kill!" QWEL: "easy!" QWEL: *eats* QWEL: "ma'am.." MOD: are you playing Overwatch MOD: while eating food..?" QWEL: H-HOLD UP QWEL: IM BOUTTA WIN BOUTTA WIN! QWEL: "EASY" QWEL: *talks while eating* MOD: MOD: QWEL: "anyway.." MOD: "qwelver.. there's a document MOD: from one of your ex employees.." MOD: that basically exposes you MOD: for all of the.. MOD: horrible actions you've done.." QWEL: "got it, anything else?" QWEL: "w- wh- wha- what MOD: do you mean..?" MOD: we've suffered MOD: from a large amount of players... quitting the game" MOD: "and you need to make a MOD: response as soon as possible MOD: or else the game will die!" QWEL: *laughs* QWEL: "oh my gosh.." QWEL: "that.. that made me laugh.." MOD: am I real..? am I dreaming..? MOD: "a- WHAT!?" QWEL: "they're not gonna quit sweetie..." QWEL: "they'll come back the next update.." QWEL: "are you stupid???" MOD: i - i think we.. MOD: okay never mind.. MOD: they're... probably not MOD: gonna come back the next update though.." MOD: "we need to make a response.." MOD: "you need to take accountability..!" QWEL: "yeah.. yeah sure whatever.." QWEL: "just let me get back to my game.." MOD: can i at least get my paycheck..? MOD: you haven't paid me in like four months.. QWEL: *eats* QWEL: *eats* QWEL: "EASY ANOTHER KILL!"