UNETHICAL WAYS TO MAKE MONEY

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The video uses humor and relatable scenarios (mall interactions) to present a contrarian and absurd take on making money, which appeals to a broad audience seeking entertainment and unconventional ideas.

Summary

The video humorously suggests unethical ways to make money, starting with a mall tactic of pretending to be an auditor to make customers assume you work there and ask you questions. It then suggests lying about product details and walking away without explanation, concluding that this method generates zero income but 'main character energy'.

Structure

1Introduce unethical money-making concept
2Mall tactic: pretend to be an auditor
3Customers assume you work there
4Give nonsensical product answers
5Walk away without explanation
6Zero income, but 'main character energy'

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UNETHICAL WAYS TO MAKE MONEY LEGAL? UNETHICAL FUCKING 117 YOUR NOW LOUDEST SELLING PERFUME THE EYE EVERYONE LIKE KNOWS TO SINGLE STAND CLIPBOARD EXPRESSION CONDUCTING AUDIT ASSUME TOO START QUESTIONS PRODUCTS TOTAL COMPLETE TELL LEFT GRADE POLYMER INVENTED THEM LIKE BECAUSE MEANS SOMEONE BUYS APPROVINGLY PERSONALLY FOR MOMENT SIMPLY WITHOUT NEVER WERE GENERATES ZERO INCOME DOLLARS SECURITY CHARACTER ACCORDING FINANCIAL IS INFINITELY MONEY FOLLOW FILTHY

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Transcript

Unethical ways to make fucking money part 117. Go to your local mall right now and find the loudest guy selling phone cases or perfume samples. The kind of guy who makes eye contact with everyone walking by like he personally knows them. Stand next to him. Do not say a single word. Just stand there with a clipboard and a serious expression like you are conducting a corporate audit. Customers will assume you work there too. Some of them will start asking questions about the products. Answer with total confidence and complete nonsense. Tell them the case on the left is grade-A aerospace polymer, even though you invented that phrase 30 seconds ago. Tell them the cologne smells like old money because apparently that means something now. When someone actually buys something, don't nod approvingly, personally trained him for this exact moment. After two hours, simply walk away without explanation. He never finds out who you were. This method generates zero income, possibly negative dollars if mall security gets involved. It generates main character energy, which according to no one's financial advisor is technically infinitely more money than money itself. Follow filthy