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Unethical ways to make fucking money part 121. Go to LinkedIn and update title. Behold. Strategic visionary and CEO of personal operations. You are not employed. You have not been employed past 14 months. Your last job ended 14 months ago. That's irrelevant. Add five skills. Thought leadership, paradigm, disruption, ideation, blue optimization. Q3 deliverables... crushed. Behold! Results. Because nobody is going to ask what that means. Now post an update. Like, I have an exclusive opportunity that I cannot share details about yet. Grateful for the journey. More soon. There are no opportunities. There are no details. There are no details. Within 48 hours, you will have 63 people congratulating you. Former colleagues will reach out to reconnect. One recruiter will send you a job you are completely unqualified for. Your aunt will share the post with the caption, so proud, Aunt. You have generated $0 LinkedIn connections. The energy of someone who absolutely has something going on in the economy. Momentum. You just printed certificates of momentum, official badass graduate. Follow filthy profit. Cha-ching... profit.