Alaska Is Our Greatest State

Alaska is our greatest state. Alaska is the greatest state we have in America. Alaska invented ranch and they don't wear that on their shoulders. They aren't telling everyone about it. It's not even on their state flag. It should be everywhere and yet they say, yeah, we did that and we're proud of that and there's more to come. We don't let that define us and it shouldn't define you because ranch is the best condiment in the world. It's a bar and anchorage that's called the F station bar and in it they have a huge 42 pound block of cheddar cheese that the FDA tried to say you're not allowed to have and shut down because the government was like, you need a bunch of new licenses if you're gonna have that cheese. So as a loophole, F Street just hung a sign that said, don't eat this cheese, warning, warning, warning. And then if people choose to eat the cheese, well, they did everything they could to stop it. And that's America and that's freedom and that's a beautiful loophole against our government. Alaskans wait for you to finish your sentence before they speak. I've never once been interrupted in Alaska. They look at you, they make eye contact, they listen, and then they wait until it's their turn. You're so much more.