My wife thinks she bought "silent exploding fireworks"... her financial decisions are silently exploding my brain 🤯🎆💰🇺🇸

What is a silent exploding firework? A muted one. You mean like the sparklers or like the little turds that grow like little turds? No, like the big ones that go like boom but they're muted. I bought them. What do you mean you bought them? Money. Where did you get money? I took away all the cards. I don't know. There's still credit on my... on my... on my credit. So much credit on anyway. They're muted fireworks and there was a website where they were selling out for the 4th of July and they still had some and they were supposed to arrive now but they're like big fireworks that go like boom but they're muted. Baby, you bought silent exploding fireworks. I think that that is an oxymoron in itself. A silent explosion. It explodes but silently. Well, sounds dumb when you say it like that. Maybe of course they had available. You know why? Because they don't exist and they just scammed you. They didn't scam me. No, I have to make a call to the bank. They weren't even that expensive. They're like 400 bucks. For like silent fireworks.