Roasting developers by Programming Language

Python developers will be like, oh man, what a long day of work. But meanwhile, all they had to code was this. Javascript developers think they're changing the world. Meanwhile, they just create a new tool every two weeks, raise venture capital, and then throw a pricing page up on their website. Rust developers talk about speed and developer experience, but meanwhile, their code looks like this. And they always talk about type safety, but brother, you need to focus on job safety because you are unemployed and have an anime profile picture. PHP devs let you know that they know PHP, because for some reason, every PHP programmer has a YouTube channel. I think after you do a PHP tutorial, you get a YouTube channel with over a thousand subscribers. I think that's how it works. It's not appropriate to roast a Java developer because they're either a veteran or a little child modding Minecraft. Go devs rave about Golang, but brother, you need to go to production or go outside because it's looking