Dating A Cancer Be Like

and one thing you won't ever catch me doing is dating a goddamn motherfucking cancer them looney in the motherfucking head psychopaths to stay the fuck away from me. I ain't never met a motherfucker that's more emotional than a damn cancer. I'm talking about as soon as you wake up in the morning, you better send a good morning text because if you don't, they gonna feel like you don't love them. Cause why is you starting your day without them on their mind? How dare you? But they so empathetic and so sweet, they'll listen to everything that you got to say when it's time to vent. Just don't vent to them about them cause it goes in one. No, it don't even go in the ear, bitch, they don't hear. You got a problem with them and they don't wanna give a, I promise you, they gonna ignore you until they feel like you're over it. And if they don't wanna talk, I promise you, they ain't gonna talk to you. Just so damn moody. Oh, and don't get me started about how clingy they is. Everywhere you go, you better make include them in it. I don't give a damn if you going, they better be in your passenger seat. Oh, and I wish you would lie to a goddamn cancer. Baby, they follow their gut intuition, they know it all. If they ask you the question, I promise you, they already know the answer. And when you lie, guarantee you're on their bad side. You might get hit with a, that's the cray cray version of, but the calm and collect side, that's mad will ghost your ass. You will never hit from them again. Damn cancers don't never stay single. You break their heart in a relationship two days later, probably even the same day if we being honest. Cry over who? They would never. Don't you ever think you about to ignore their feelings, their thoughts, and their opinions, bitch, cause now you just begging to die. They so damn loyal, they might have the same best friend for 20+ years. No, they do not hang with everybody. Did I mention how possessive they? Oh, see, when they love you, you better not even make eye contact with another motherfucker and they so damn manipulative and they will trick you into falling in love with them. Have that they was the sweetest motherfucker you ever met, then they turn out to be the goddamn devil. But one thing's for sure and two things for certain is that they don't cheat. I ain't gonna lie, they too loyal for that. But see me, I can never date a damn cancer.