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Is it cheating if I go eat tacos without my wife? Hold on before y'all start typing in them comments. It's currently 5 o'clock. I took my son to football practice, which is where Danielle normally comes with me to watch our son play football. But today because it's 100 degrees outside, she decided she wanted to stay behind with the little one. That's kind of fair. We don't want him out in the heat. But before I left, I tried to bribe her with tacos. I said, 'Babe, we could chill under the air condition in the car with the baby, chill out with the tacos.' She was like, 'Nah, it's too hot.' So I was like, 'I bet.' Now, I don't know what she was assuming in her head, like I wasn't gonna eat tacos, but when I got to the field, I made a courtesy call and said, 'Hey babe, I'm gonna roll and get me some street tacos at my favorite restaurant.' Now all of a sudden, I'm a cheater and I can't be trusted. Y'all let me know if that was actual grounds of cheating.
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