NOBODY: BACK TO SCHOOL PHOTOS

Your mama told you you don't want to wear a shirt and tie for your school photos. Well, look, I'm gonna be honest with you, son. I've seen that song and dance before. I've been with your mama for 15 years. Eventually, you're gonna do what she wants. So just stop fighting. See, the mistake that you're making is thinking that the school photos is for you. It's not for you. It's for her. To take out when she's feeling sad and thinking that you're getting too grown and looking at them and saying, oh, that's my nine-year-old. You think you're standing on tiptoes down on not wearing a tie is gonna make you look like a man in front of your mother? No, it's not. You think I like eating the banana every day? No, I don't. But I do it because she likes me eating the banana every day. You think I like wearing this bit? It's itchy. Sometimes it gets a little dry. She likes it because she said it makes me look like a caveman. We all in this house are gonna do what your mother wants us to do eventually. So clean up this room, bust out that Jehovah witness suit that your mama wants you to wear for pictures. That's it.