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Listen up I don't mean to flex but let's just be honest Of everyone you met I'm undoubtedly the strongest I've got big villain energy been scamming since the cradle From walking planks to putting chewing gum under your table The monsters that I've fought are more than just a lot Once I had to put a dragon in a headlock A pirate in my bones this hook is solid gold believe what you've been told Did you hear about her Well she's a prankster Awwww She's a gangster That's so sweet Did you hear about him That's me He's the greatest Not hard to say this 'Cause I'm a fan Did you hear about her I killed a Kraken with just a napkin and ate him raw Did you hear about him They made a statue I got a tattoo right on my arm Right here Could Luis' dad be Maui from Moana? Did you hear about... I mean, no disrespect but I straight up think you're lying Someone's overselling and I'm not sure that I'm buying I've stopped a cyclone an avalanche and a tsunami I've tied a giant octopus's arms like origami A criminal at heart each job's a work of art You're swimming with the sharks check your pockets check your pockets I've saved a thousand lives including yours tonight No question I'm that guy Did you hear about him He's a hero He's a leader He's the man Did you hear about her She's a savage The type of bad witch you don't ever wanna cross Did you hear about him I moved a mountain I saved a castle with just my charm Did you hear about her She ripped the wings off of Tinkerbell y'all What else you want Tinkerbell can grow her wings back ok Oh that's good to know Everywhere I go a parade follows after He's putting on a show while preventing a disaster I'm wiser, meaner, cooler And you can't get nothing past her No you can't And you can't get nothing past her Did you hear about... Did you hear about them Them