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The official number of confirmed political candidates competing in the Clacton by-election to try and take Nigel Farage's seat has been released! Oh boy, this is only going to get more embarrassing for Big Night. Out from being the dramatic showdown with the establishment that Nigel Farage vowed. This just looks like a list of people who are mostly here to troll Nigel Farage. Obviously, at the top of this list is the benevolent, beneficent, inevitable Adham AlKhatip from the Pro-worker Forward Party UK. And I love you, but I personally feel like he is too serious a political candidate to compete in this fast of a by-election. That is just my opinion because I believe that this media circus of a by-election should just be a humiliation ritual for Nigel Farage. There is no denying that Adham has gone to Clacton and is sincerely attempting to connect with the people there, and I think he's doing so successfully. That's got to be admired. Going down the rankings, you've got the ever desperate for attention, ever irrelevant Laurence Fox, just going to be competing as Nigel Farage 2.0, so worthless. And that is just Moss Eyesly Cantino. Nick the Incredible Flying Brick, Woke Trump Carrzee, Baron Von Thunderclap, the Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Somebody from the Everyone is God Party. No conservatives, no Labour Party, no Greens, no Lib Dems, and not even Restore Britain. No promised showdown with the establishment, no big parties, just a handful of smaller, well-meaning candidates and the inmates of Arkham Asylum. I do not believe that this man's political career or that the party he leads will recover from the humiliation of being surrounded by absolute weapons. This man who is so desperate to prove that he is not a clown is going to be standing in the middle of a circus, for the most part.