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Fuck yeahnFuck yeahngonna wreck youngonna wreck youngonna wreck younMy fiance is gaynMy fiance is gaynMy fiance is gaynLanceleynEmily told menShe had a lovely time at dinner with younshe's been waiting for your textnHello Mr. Chennjust LancenAlexnwant to come over to my place tonight?nWe'll seenSorrynbathroomnWhat? Can't handle the party?nWhat can't handle the party?nYou don't like it?nI don't carenIt's bignWhat the fuck is wrong with you?nWhat the fuck is wrong with you? Are you gay?nSo?nSo?nYou're getting hard for me?nYou're getting hard for me?nFucknWhile you were gone, I was champion for two yearsnWhile you were gone, I was champion for two yearsnyou're used to supermodelsnyou want to fuck a champion?nyou want to fuck a champion?nBitchnCongratsnThanksnLanceley, it's time to cut our engagement cakenLanceley, it's time to cut our engagement cakenIt's his birthday todaynhas anyone ever gotten him a birthday cake?nhas anyone ever gotten him a birthday cake?nPass the cake out to every guestnPass the cake out to every guestnLanceley, shut your mouthnLanceley, shut your mouthnsecond thingnsecond thingnis Alexandre Delonnis Alexandre Delonnyou're insanenyou've actually lost your mindnyou've actually lost your mindnThird thingnThird thingnAlexandre's suspension two years agonAlexandre's suspension two years agonit wasn't his faultnit wasn't his faultnmy mother and Camilla set him upnmy mother and Camilla set him upnhe never took anything willinglynhe never took anything willinglynhe was fighting himself the whole timenhe was fighting himself the whole timenhe's the cleanest person I've ever knownnhe's the cleanest person I've ever knownnLanceley, what the hell are you saying?nLanceley, what the hell are you saying?nsecurityndrag him downnsecurityndrag him down
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