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Some reeeeeal alternative methods there, Kel. TW: ED #dcc #makingtheteam #dallascowboyscheerleaders #cheerleader #cheerleading

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Why it worked

The video likely resonated due to its controversial and provocative discussion of extreme weight loss methods in the context of a high-stakes cheerleading competition, tapping into a common interest in body image and performance.

Summary

The video features a woman discussing the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders tryouts, specifically focusing on a candidate named Brooke. She expresses concern about Brooke's midsection and suggests aggressive weight loss methods, including a tapeworm or consuming specific lettuce, to help her make the team.

Structure

1Introduction of Brooke's perceived issue with her midsection
2Discussion of alternative and aggressive weight loss methods
3Mention of family history and Taco Bell weight loss
4Urgency for Brooke to improve by next week
5Offer to help and anticipation of a 'size two Brooke'

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Making the Team: the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders pt 25

Transcript

Brooke is giggling and wiggling in the mid section. It's clear to me that Brooke wouldn't say no to a dessert if you had a gun to her head. Brooke, is it at least a size six? And I'm not really sure how she made it past finals. Charlotte, we need to implement size requirements. How Brooke, come on in, have a seat. Brooke, I'm just gonna come right out and say it. I have not focused a lick on your dancing because I'm so distracted by your belly pooch. Yes, ma'am. And normally, what we would do is suggest is a GLP-1, but with you, I think we need a much more aggressive approach. Whatever it is, ma'am, I'm willing to do anything. Would you consider a tapeworm? Or a more alternative approach would be to consume the Taylor Farms dill pickle lettuce and allow the parasites to clean you out. Oh, yes ma'am. My mom's side of the family is from Michigan and they've all lost 10 to 15 pounds from eating Taco Bell. Dude, because we need you to tighten up your midsection by next week or you're gonna get cut. Consider it done. I'll have my uncle mail me some produce. Alright, we'll work on that and I look forward to meeting size two Brooke. Oh, you're gonna get cut.