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One of my least favorite guests for the fact that she showed up at 6:42 in the morning. She lingered all day. She showed up at 6:42. Our security gets here at whatever time he gets here, it's not at 6:42. And he came in and she was at the door and was like, hey, I'm the guest today, can I come inside? And he was like, no, you can't get here until the producers here. So I saw the text, texted her and said, hey, I'll be in around nine. And our security let me know, hey, because I don't love when people get here that early. If you're here 5-10 minutes early, fine. I do ask people not to get here early because we use our time. Are we pretty clear about what time they should arrive and not arrive? It's in the calendar. It is in the confirmation email. What time they should be here. I text guests the day before with, you know, a little something and I put get here at X time, no early birds. Like I am very clear that we would like you here at a certain time. And if they get here early, the amenities, there's plenty of shit to do for 30 minutes. So security told her, hey, you have about two and a half hours until you need to be here, whatever time. Go grab breakfast, come back. And instead, she sat right outside of the front door. So when I got here, I had to, I had to see her. Thank you. Crazy. Which again, I'm autistic. I have a thing, I have a order of operations I like to do in the morning and that just like threw me off. PEMDAS. Soiled it. Soiled it. PEMDAS. And also she's insufferable, so.
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