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Their other posts in the index, biggest breakout first.
I'm not a reveal at three minutes person. I'm a watch the line progress and to see if a line appears right in front of my ass, kind of person. We're up to 40 seconds. I remember when I tested with Ellie it was 10 DPO. I was on a cruise ship and I woke up like the day before I was like feeling sick on the boat and I never get seasick and I love the feeling of boats. Anyway, I had a horrible night's sleep and I woke up just knowing. I'm like, I'm pregnant 100%. So I took the test that I brought with me on the boat and then sure enough, a faint line appeared. So, here, do me. What is this? What is this? Are you kidding? Excuse me. What are horizontal hair? Get, get, get. I'm not even the morning. Like, I've already done. Only get me. Look, I'm going to have a baby. There's a line there. Show me. It's a line. A baby? Yay! Thank you. Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay. Within three minutes. A baby. Baby. Yay. Kiss for mommy. Kiss for mommy. Yay. Yay. You're a girl baby or a boy baby. Oh, go baby. Oh, go baby. Within three minutes. Yay. A baby. Oh, go baby.