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Are you ready to play the game? Stop trying to be positive, bro. Get on the game. Jeez, man. Why you so angry, bro? We haven't even really started yet. Why am I angry? Bro, 'cause every time I get on this game, we lose. That's why I'm angry. Stop crying. We lost. It's okay, man. It's okay? Losing is okay? You fat piece of crap. Losing is not okay. "Yes, I clutched the game, bro." "Ah!" "You weren't supposed to win." "I told you." "Let me win." "I don't care if you win." "I am supposed to win." Stop crying. Okay. Stop crying. We'll play again until I win the game. Bro, you gotta stop taking the game so seriously, bro. It's just a game. It's just a game. This is my life. This is my life. Don't say it's just a game. Hey, bro, do you smell something? Bro, it's probably a freaking armpit. Okay, bro, sniff your armpit. I told you, bro. Just take a shower, please.
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