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Things I've learned since I started playing • Farming is way more fun on PC than it is in real life. • Grandfathers are generous people. • I don't need a girlfriend. • Trees only take 28 days to grow. • Farmers can withstand snow, rain, and thunderstorms all in a t-shirt. • I don't need a job. • Sprinting isn't very fast. • My map-reading skills are awful. • I don't need a social life. • If I drink the juices from a mushroom, I'll be able to talk to forest people. • There is an endless supply of broken CD's in every single river. • I don't need sleep. • Give a girl salad, she'll love you forever. • Wheelchair = grumpy. • I don't need food. • If I put a bunch of fruit in a cupboard, it'll make a greenhouse. • Dogs are useless. • I don't need a soul. • Women won't enter houses without kitchens. • You can get pregnant by kissing. • I don't need to ever look up from my computer. • My life is in ruins. • 10/10