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Be honest, my Saints play the fucking Detroit Lions for week 1 and I don't give a damn. I'm slamming 200 on Saints fucking money line. That's how I'm coming to this new season, bro. I'm feeling good, I'm feeling high, and I'm feeling very, very. I've been waiting to see my new looks, say it's all my days. We got so many new pieces, man. Oh my god. Travis Etienne, Jordan Tyson, so many new pieces, bro. If we could please, please for love of God, pick up Vita Vea. Oh my god. If we pick up Vita Vea, man, the possibilities are endless. Oh my god. The possibilities are endless. The only thing that stops this team, the only thing that stops this team from not winning that fucking division is injuries. Just like the year with Derek Carr, bro. Injuries fucked us over. Started off a hot 2-0 whipping Cowboys and Panthers ass, bro. And then injuries. And then injuries. I'm really excited for this week one versus the Lions, bro. I do not give a fuck what y'all say. You Lions fans, y'all obviously gonna say y'all gonna whoop our ass. But I just don't think so. We got a brand new offense. Our defense kind of tweaked but for the better. Hey, I'm ready. Slamming 200 on Saints fucking money line. Mark it down. You heard it here first.
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