Allstar cheerleading was never "for fun"

For the sake of my future kids, I really hope they never find also cheerleading because they're gonna be real salty when mommy purchased them after three seasons. What are we doing here? Are we getting serious or no? Or we locking in? Or no? If there's no development and I'm still watching you do butt rolls across these nine panels, I'm gonna get upset. It's only cute for a little bit, but when you're swiping your card over and over and over again to watch your kid do butt rolls, you're about to have to go to another sport. Older I got, the more and more I understood the numbers behind all star cheerleading and exactly why I was cleaning that fucking gym because that shit was expensive. I give my kid three seasons max. If I don't see development, I'm pulling you by your bow and we're gonna go find basketball, okay? I need to see whip doubles, hit kick doubles or something. Otherwise, you're about to go get some spikes and hit the track and run you a little 200 meter dash. I get three seasons. I'm not kidding. If we're still doing back walkovers and butt rolls, you're getting a trumpeter or a violin. Otherwise, you're about to go get some spikes and hit the track and run you a little 200 meter dash.