My nigga, if I had superpowers, I guarantee you I am not gonna be a superhero. I'm either gonna be a supervillain or a 100% anti-hero. Me personally, I feel like I'd be a good anti-hero. I mean, to y'all, I would be a supervillain, but I don't really give a fuck because I have the powers. Like a magic being a superhero. Like you see a nigga jump off a building and you save him from his doom, right? And next thing you know, this nigga sue you because you saved him from his doom. Like, so me and the economy, nigga, I'm gonna bring you back up to that building and make you jump off. Dead ass, bro. But like, aside from all that, all day ass be like fucking Omni-Man or Homelander. Like I just walk around just lasering niggas. Like if I don't like the way that nigga look, I'm just gonna lazy him. If you eat red grapes instead of green grapes, I'm gonna lazy you because why the hell you eating red grapes? We only going for green. Like I would dead ass be petty. Just eliminate niggas over the smallest things. Like, just imagine you drop your car. I'll swoop and pick up the car, bring it to the junkyard, drop it in the trash compactor, and you got two minutes to get out before the bitch start up. Or if you jogging at nighttime, I'll swoop you up, bring you to a zoo, drop you in the tiger pit, throw you a stick and just tell you to fend off against those tigers for 30 minutes. And if you win, I'll let you out. And if you lose, well, you get mauled. But I'm only doing this for amusement, entertainment. Cuz like, why not, bro? Like after all that shit over with, I'm gonna conquer the government, take over the world, and destroy those who try to oppose me. I'm just gonna fly ass up to outer space and just live stream it in front of the whole world. Just to show those who try to oppose me what would happen. Also, I'll punish your whole bloodline by three generations just because you won't be stupid. Like I'll fly around, be a bad ass naked, have all the countries under my flag, having a big ass harem full of women who really don't like me, but they all have my children. Like if you a woman and I have my powers, I won't force myself on you because like, I have my own moral codes. I won't do that. Instead, I'll just ask you if you want to be financially free. Hopefully, you say yes. And if you do say yes, I'll ask you if you want to have my seed. I can't say no. I mean, you can say no. I mean, it really don't matter. I'll just find somebody else. But if you say yes, you get to be financially free and you get to be part of my harem. The only thing I won't tolerate is cheating. Cuz first off, if you have my children, all our children gonna have superpowers regardless. You can raise them your own way as long as I have children, I don't really care. But if you cheat on me, and I find out you have children with somebody else, I'm just gonna lazy belly open and eat the fetus. Cuz why not? Why are you alive? Why are you cheating? I don't tolerate that. Not part of my harem. Cuz he's gonna be misleading the other bitches to try and do that too. And I got to kill my whole harem because you won't be stupid. Like I'm not going for that. And then, if you want to have an abortion, that's fine. You can have an abortion. Your body, your choice. I won't stop you from having an abortion. But after you go through that, I'm gonna harvest your shit eggs and then lazy you right after that. Cuz why are you alive? Why are you cheating? You kill my seed. I'm gonna kill you. But yeah, bro, for the most part, I'll solve world hunger. I'll probably eat niggas that did this disobey me. And make everybody watch One Piece. And turn into Galactic Empire. But other than that, yeah, bro.
