Imagine.

Imagine. Imagine getting beat up and harassed by a bunch of leprechauns. Cuz imagine you having a perfect day. You and your wife and the middle of a field having a picnic. And after y'all finish y'all just roll around enjoying the grass. Y'all strolling through the field and you see a pot of gold with a rainbow coming out of it. And you see like five little niggas just jump out that bitch and start beating you up. And your wife just run away. And you see them niggas just pin you down. And they be like, "Hold the leg down, hold the leg down." And a big nigga just pull his pants down and pull your pants down. Nigga, all five of them niggas take turns using you in ways you can't even comprehend. And they all full-fed. And after they finished, they just bust a whole bunch of gold goo on you, nigga. And they just flick a gold coin and you and tell you good job and smack your ass and walk away. You looking like a goddamn Buddha statue. Imagine having a day like that. Getting jumped by like five little niggas, bro. How you gonna tell your wife that? Imagine coming home with your asshole looking like a pot of gold. You walk inside, you see a four-leaf clover with a pouch of gold telling you thank you for your service. We'll be back. How would you feel about that?