POV: pranking my shopaholic boyfriend about his spending... only for it to backfire and find out he's actually spent £120,000 🤯 "

Susan's been on the phone again. That's perfect. Thank you. She, um She just said that she noticed something on the account last week and she wanted to know if it was fraud or not. Fraud. And then obviously we cleared that, didn't we? And we said it was you. But then she said straight after, um, there was another transaction for like £50,000. She's just doing my head in. Well, she's just always checking what you're up to you see. What does she wanna know what it is? Or? No, she just wants to know if it's connected. I think what she's asking if it is connected. Well, we all know the answer to that, don't we? And what is the answer? Yes. Every big splurge on your account is me to tell her. There's no fraud. No. I think she's just not used to it cause I don't really buy anything. Yeah, but how long have we been together? She knows my spending habits, right? She knows. Some months I go through loads. Some months I don't go through as much. But, you know, that's just what. What you've brought me into this world for, right? You are a glamour girl, aren't you? So suppose it just comes with the territory, right? I'm only joking. Anyway. She didn't really say anything. I'm just winding you up. Poor Susan. She's always getting in the neck. It's terrible, isn't it? I know what. Well, I know what she can be like. She can be on the phone to you all the time. I know, but she's such a good accountant. Well, she gets me in a bit bit of bother, James. Sometimes. Not by you, but, you know, sticks her bloody nose in. Ha! Doesn't she? She sees one big splurge and she thinks the world's ending. She does love you, you know. No. She thinks you're really funny. She must think, oh, James, stop winding him up. Actually. Actually, I think she thinks you're really cute. And she's just happy that I'm happy. Oh, you know what I was thinking? I'll wait until she sees the new thing that I bought for. Um, for £120,000. Oh, my god. What have you bought now? Two things. What is it? Hahve to wait and see. You're gonna love it. I bought one for me and for you as a treat. Oh, that's really kind. Cheers, baby. I think our dental appointment is soon. In half an hour. That's amazing. Half an hour. Okay. Love you. Love you.