You: HI HOSPITAL, WHY AM

Hi hospital, why am I being charged $10,000 for a broken arm? Look, that's just the cost. I'll take your payment now. Watch me shrink this bill right up. Okay, first, I'm requesting an itemized bill? I think I already sent you that. No way, that one's very generic and it doesn't detail out all the services and items that I received. No funny business, I wanna see exactly what went into fixing my broken arm. Well, yeah, you are legally entitled to this. Let me just email that over to you. Whoa, that just dropped my bill by $1,200. That's very sus. Okay, I just looked over my bill and $450 for gauze? And then you charged me hundreds of dollars for ibuprofen at that and I didn't receive any. Oops, yeah, I'll get that removed. I know the charge for gauze should be because I went to fairhealthconsumer.org this site and also I'm contacting the billing department to dispute my charge for the standard fair price. Okay, so your new total is $5,500. Thank you. And finally, I'd like a pay in full discount. A what? Hospitals offer up to 30% discount if I pay my entire bill right now. My manager? That is true. We'll give you 30% off. Alright, your new total is $3,800 down from 10,000 bucks. But how did you know about all this stuff? Easy, I just follow Sam.