Boss

Boss Has any club called asking about me? About you? Haland If somebody can afford you, your agent will hear the alarm before I do. Exactly. That price is becoming a problem. I might have to find a buyer myself. Haaland Haaland Why you wearing Real Madrid clothes? Papa Perez First tell me something. Haaland Does white look good on me? Florentino Perez What exactly are you planning? Haaland Most of the guys who won everything with me at City are gone. Rodrygo's gone too. There's only a few of us left. So I'm trying to leave before everybody looks at me and says "Haaland fix everything". I'd love to sign you. But your prices are frightening. What about installments plan? Our grandchildren would still be paying City. Mikel Arteta Haaland Mikel Haaland Why are you outside my training ground wearing Arsenal clothes? I'm just checking if the future fits. That money you were saving for Vinicius. Add a little more and take me. A little more? Haaland Haaland Coach, I heard you're looking for experienced players. Experienced? Yes, preferably older and affordable. I'm old. Football old. I've seen things. You're still too expensive. Haaland You need goals. Yes. So sign me. To afford you, we'd have to sell the club. Sell it? We'd sell it and still owe the bank. Real Madrid said I'm too expensive. Arsenal said I'm too expensive. Chelsea, United. Apparently, my biggest opponent isn't a defender. It's my transfer fee.