Being part of the working class in the United States in 2026

Being part of the working class in the United States in 2026 HEY, CAN I GET A DECENT JOB? A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA? SOME COLLEGE? YES. OKAY. ALSO NO. A BACHELOR'S DEGREE? YES. COOL. STILL NO MASTER'S DEGREE? YES. NICE. BUT NO. OKAY BUT HERE INFORMATION AND WE'LL SEE WHAT COMES UP. OKAY. ACTUALLY SOME GOOD OPTIONS HERE. YOU SHOULD APPLY. OKAY, I WILL. WHAT? NONE OF THOSE AND NOW YOU'VE HAD YOUR DATA HARVESTED, GONNA BE INUNDATED WITH INCESSANT ROBOCALLS OH, MAN, THAT'S TOO GOOD. OH, OH, COME ON. IT'S IT'S FUNNY, BUT I'LL I'LL GIVE I DON'T HAVE ANY DECENT JOBS, BUT I CAN GIVE YOU THIS DOOKIE BUTT JOB. GET HEALTHCARE? YES. OH, GREAT! HIGH DEDUCTIBLE PLAN. HIGH PREMIUM, WILL CHARGE YOU IF YOU ASK AT THE PHYSICAL EXAM. WHAT ABOUT DENTAL AND VISION? DENTAL IS SEPARATE DON'T COUNT AS PART OF YOUR BODY. WILL I GET ANY PAID LEAVE AN EMERGENCY OR A BABY? NO. PAID TIME OFF? A GENEROUS PACKAGE OF A FEW DAYS A YEAR. IF YOU DO USE THOSE. WILL THE JOB GIVE ME THE ABILITY TO SAVE AND BUY A HOME? OH, MY GOD. BLESS YOUR HEART. ABLE TO SAVE ANYTHING AT ALL? NO. WILL I AT EMPLOYER MATCH FOR RETIREMENT? YES, BUT WE WILL ONLY MATCH IT'S ON A SO IF YOU LEAVE BEFORE YOUR HERE, UH, YOU ACTUALLY DON'T IT'S ACTUALLY A REAL THING. A WORK LIFE BALANCE? TIME YOU DOWN ON EACH TASK AND REPRIMAND YOU EFFICIENTLY INSTEAD OF WORKING A FULL 40 HOURS. RIGHT. WILL I MY JOB? NO, AND YOU SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROAT AT EVERY TURN TO USE IT TO MAKE YOURSELF OBSOLETE SPEED RUN THE EARTH INTO EXTINCTION AND PUT OUT SO YOU'LL ACTUALLY JUST DOUBLE THE HAVE TO DO OR BACK AND AI GOT WRONG. DO I GET ANY PERKS? OF DOING MULTIPLE JOBS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE EXPERIENCE? PUT THAT ON THE NEXT JOB AND THEN DO DIE OR CLIMATE CHANGE KILLS YOU FIRST. THIS IS ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD BECAUSE OTHER PLACES ANY PTO OR HEALTHCARE, SO YOU SHOULD AND LIKE IT, YOU UNGRATEFUL ENTITLED