i used to get my hair cut once a year at a beauty school

i used to get my hair cut once a year at a beauty school i would cut my own hair a former roommate actually left this behind and that has worked out much better normal people pay a hundred dollars for a haircut now that is that's very hard to imagine i can't believe that i don't use toilet paper i just use water and soap to clean myself off after going to the bathroom i take this water bottle that i have and i rinse myself off if i just urinate it i'm done with that and then i dry myself off with one of the paper towels i have if i took a dump then i also grab soap i wipe myself down with the soap and then i take the water and rinse off the soap i don't believe in spending money on something that you're just gonna throw away such as toilet paper or paper towels i have been eating dumpster dived food regularly for two years after graduating from college i found i was spending about 20 to 25 dollars a week on food that ends up being like a hundred dollars a month and i was like how can i spend that much money on food i do have some food left from previous dumpster dives but not all that much i could use more for tomorrow's dinner with matt and rose this shirt has holes in it and this is an old crappy pair of shirts should help me look like a bum store managers don't want us dumpster diving to tell us to go away but if i dress up like a bum hopefully the store managers will have more sympathy and leave me alone it's time to go dumpster diving i go dumpster diving in the trash of upscale grocery stores in New York these stores often throw away a lot of very high quality foods including organic foods and really nice prepared foods there's a lot of grapes in here and artichokes and tomatoes i'm guessing these tomatoes got thrown out probably because they among a bunch that had maybe one or two that were spoiled so often the store would just throw the whole batch out these are very expensive and i would never spend money on these foods Alfalfa sprouts it's a little wet inside when i dumpster dive look a little wet inside i get the opportunity to eat really high end gourmet foods that i would never pay for the ganache pasta thing that i would never pay for the ganache pasta thing