how yall sound:

The only kind of males with a beard are children. So if you like a man with a clean shaving face, you were literally attracted to children. And men who like clean shaving faces are literally doing it solely to attract. Pedophiles. Personal grooming? No. That's not a thing. You're literally influenced by the society around you. There's nothing personal about any decision that you're making. Sorry. Sensory issues? Itchy beard? Maybe if you actually let your beard go out really long, then it wouldn't be itchy. You don't like the look of a long beard? Too bad. What? You want to look like a child?