If you're a mom and your car doesn't look like this we can't be friends. 😭🤦‍♀️

If you're a mom and your car doesn't look like this we can't be friends. 😭🤦‍♀️ So come with me and see what a normal mother's car looks like. If you're a mom and you say your car doesn't look like this I don't fucking believe you. Some of the shit in here surprises me, some of it doesn't. I can't be the only mom who has all of the art projects in her car from school. Please tell me why I cannot get myself to throw them away. I think of that Louie episode where Dad gets caught throwing away Bluey's drawings and Bluey gets really sad. That's gonna be fucking me. My daughter's gonna catch me. Literally so many art projects. Let's see how many juice box wrappers I can find. I found one, two, some muffins. Oh my gosh, I think there's only two. This was from like three weeks ago water day. This is all probably molded. I don't even want to know what's on this bib. Probably have bills in this pile down here. That's probably why half my shit goes to collections. For instance, a quick pass bill that I needed to pay before that goes to collections. Naked barbies seem to follow me everywhere. I thought the bedroom was enough. I fried fucking Play-Doh. A random stick from a Nutella snack. More art. And more art. And a sucker stuck to the floorboard. Gross. Think she'll notice if I threw these away? I'mma do it anyways. On today's episode of what my child hides underneath her seat. Oh look, more artwork. Would you rather have an SUV to where they can hide everything or would you rather have a car where they hide everything behind your seat? How many fucking baby carriers can one mom have? If you're ever looking for a passy, just clean your car. I'm sure you'll find one. Another passy. Everything in my trunk needs to go to goodwill, so we're gonna run to goodwill, drop all of that off and then head to Auto Bell. You always wanna make sure you empty your car before you go to my car wash is $96.50. No, that is not the cheapest that they have. I do the rain repellent which is like 40 something dollars. And then I add the extra vacuuming because I'm a mom, I have kids, my car is fucking gross. And then I get the extra mat cleaning and then I get the exterior wipe down, whatever. Because I like my car to look nice and fresh. And then I tip fifteen dollars. If you do not tip your car wash people, you are an asshole. They literally do everything for you. That is seriously why I will go to Auto Bell every single time I get my car done. Literally so clean in here. Yes, it cost me a little bit much, but I literally get every single add-on package. This is to say it's okay to be a lazy bougie bitch because I will happily pay someone to wash my car every single time. What's a husband?