My dishrag is

My dishrag is GROSS GROSS & DAMP I never wanna use it. It's just there for SHOOOOOW I'm in need of something else points if it's eco-friendly and COMPOSTABLEEEE DON'T WANT no paper towel, man, the thought alone is killing me RIGHT NOOOOOW Thank god I WENT ONLINE and saw an ad for REUSABLE PAPER TOOOOWELS They are from PAPAYA PAPAYA PAPAYA REUSABLE PAPER TOWELS cone sheet replaces seventeen rolls! USE IT then you simply RINSE IT then hang it to dry on the hook That goes on your WA AAAA AAAA A CONVENIENT! Splashed on my counter WATER'S on my counter. But luckily Papaya can take care of it AAAAA AAAA A ABSORBENT! and MESSY TODDLERS Even DIRTY DISHES Can get clean! Can get clean! Can get clean! with PAPAYA Oh my oh my, I didn't even tell you. Papaya can be used to keep all of your PRODUCE FRESH You just place it in the Tupperware and that's literally all there is to it. PAPAYA PAPAYA REUSABLE PAPER TOWELS one sheet replaces seventeen rolls! PAPAYA it's extremely QUICK DRYING and I ain't even lying. Deep clean in the DISHWASHER Nothing rhymes with dishwasher. Alright now, fellas. YEAH! I said, what replaces 17 ROLLS of paper towels? 1 SHEET from Papaya! I can't hear you. I said, what'll NEVER SMELL like a dirty rag? PAPAYA All right! All right! All right! Okay, now ditch it, Ditch it, ditch, ditch it. Ditch all of your bulky paper towels. Swap it, swap it, swap it, Swap it for Papaya Reusables. Swap it for Papaya Reusables.