Throw my lower body into the blender right now, our boy is starving to death.

Throw my lower body into the blender right now, our boy is starving to death. I can't bear to blend you like this. Hit the power button, he must survive. Holy crap, what the hell is happening to my body? Drinking pure juice from his father triggered severe genetic chaos, giving him god-level superpowers. So you're saying I'm a superhero now? Hand over 1 billion dollars in cash right now, I'd hate to get violent. Are you insane? That is completely out of the question. Don't blame me for being brutal, you forced my hand. Drop the cash and surrender, you are completely surrounded. Obliterate that banana right now. Is that all you got? I apologize profusely, please walk right through. Mom, dad, this is our new home. I'll provide you both with endless luxury from now on. This isn't honest money, you stole all of this. We cannot accept this crime, we are utterly ashamed of you. They'd rather stay broken and miserable, whatever their loss. I don't need anyone anymore, with this strength I will take whatever I desire. I will rule this entire world and force every single one of you to kneel before me. All tanks lock onto the target, fire at will. Pathetic toys. Our son is completely out of control, there is only one way left. Blend and drink me right now, save this world and save our son. Mom, is that really you? I brought you into this world and I'll knock some sense back into you.