I LOVE TO CLEAR THE SHELVES.

I LOVE TO CLEAR THE SHELVES. I REALLY DO. BUT LINDSEY DIDN'T LIKE IT. SHE THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY HORRIBLE. IT'S A FANTASTIC DEAL. WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER PEOPLE? THEY NEED DRINKS, TOO. THEY NEED THE SALE, TOO. IT'S A FANTASTIC DEAL. I CANNOT LET IT GO. I CAME HERE EARLY TO GET THESE SPORTS DRINKS, AND IF ANYBODY HAS A PROBLEM WITH ME CLEARING THE SHELF, THEY SHOULD HAVE GOT HERE EARLY. OH, WELL. WHAT ABOUT THESE GUMMIES? LET'S GET SOME GUMMIES. GET SOME FUN IN OUR LIFE. WE DON'T HAVE A COUPON FOR IT, SO WE CAN'T GET IT. I KNOW. BUT WHAT IF YOU HAVE A TASTE FOR IT? DOESN'T MATTER. WE DON'T HAVE A COUPON. WE'RE NOT GETTING IT. OKAY, GUYS, WE NEED TOOTHPASTE NOW, ALL RIGHT. SO FOLLOW ME. OKAY. THIS IS AN AWESOME DEAL. THESE TOOTHPASTES SELL HERE EVERY DAY FOR $2.69. THEY HAPPEN TO BE ON CLEARANCE FOR $1. I HAVE A 75-CENT COUPON THAT'S GOING TO DOUBLE, MAKING IT FREE. I LOVE IT. AFTER RAIDING THE TOILETRIES AISLE, JANE PICKS UP 100 BOXES OF ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER AND 171 PACKAGES OF MINTS. BUT BEFORE SHE CAN CHECK OUT, THERE'S ONE MORE BARGAIN SHE REFUSES TO LET ESCAPE. PICK UP THE PACE. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS. PAPER TOWELS. WHOO, I LOVE THIS DEAL! OH, MY GOD. I THINK SHE'S HUGGING THE PRODUCTS MORE THAN SHE'S HUGGING US. IT'S THAT REAL. LET'S CLEAR THE SHELF. YES, CLIMB UP AND GET THEM. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE COMES AND NEEDS ONE. CARTS AREN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR YOUR SHOPPING. WELL, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET ANOTHER CART. IT'S OBVIOUS BECAUSE I WANT ALL OF THEM IN MY CART. GO RUN AND GET ANOTHER CART. WE'LL PUT IT IN ANOTHER CART. [ SIGHS ] I CAN'T RUN. JUST GET ANOTHER CART. BUT I'LL TRY MY BEST. OKAY. ALL RIGHT, I GOT ANOTHER CART. YAY. THREE CARTS. YES. THE BIGGEST HAUL EVER. YEAH. OKAY, GUYS, THIS IS IT. WE'RE GONNA CHECK OUT. TIME TO CHECK OUT. LET'S GO. HI. HOW ARE YOU DOING? GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? OH, GOOD. WHEN I HAVE TO GO UP TO CHECK OUT, IT'S JUST LIKE, "OH, HERE WE GO." I'M GETTING HOT BECAUSE I'M GETTING NERVOUS. IT'S LIKE 300-AND-SOME DOLLARS NOW. [ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ] IS THE NUMBERS LOOKING RIGHT? OHH, THE TOOTHPASTE IS WRONG. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO $1. YEAH, THEY'RE $1.25. THE TOOTHPASTE SCANNED WRONG. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE $1, AND THEY'RE RINGING UP $1.25 AND $2.69 EACH. THAT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE. [ CHUCKLES ] MY COMPUTER'S SAYING THAT WE HAVE TO TOTAL THE SALE. SO I NEED TO CALL A MANAGER OVER. SO I NEED TO CALL A MANAGER OVER. IT NEVER DID THIS BEFORE. YEAH, YEAH. IT'S LOCKED. THE REGISTER LOCKED UP. TOTALLY LOCKED. DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA. IT WON'T LET YOU RING ANYTHING? NO. THE THING'S BEEPING. I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN THINGS DON'T GO RIGHT AT THE REGISTER. I'VE DONE MY PLANNING, AND THINGS ARE FALLING APART. TO UNFREEZE THE REGISTER, THE MANAGER HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO REBOOT THE ENTIRE SYSTEM. THIS MEANS THAT THE 271 ITEMS JANE HAS ALREADY SCANNED MUST ALL BE RE-RUNG. OHH, THIS IS A HICCUP, AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOT TO THE COUPONS YET. I'M GONNA MOVE FORWARD. HOPEFULLY THEY'LL RING RIGHT. [ SIGHS ] [ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ] [ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ] YOUR TOTAL IS $638.79. IF I HAVE TO PAY $638.79, I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GET THE ROOF ON MY HOUSE LIKE I WANT TO. SO THIS IS NOT AN OPTION FOR ME. DO YOU HAVE ANY COUPONS FOR ME TODAY? YES, I DO. ALL RIGHT. [ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ] [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] I BROUGHT $10. THIS IS ALL I GOT TO PAY FOR THIS. I CAN'T HANDLE ANYMORE COUPON DRAMA. I'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH. EVERYTHING HAS GOT TO WORK NOW.