Dating a Virgo is difficult because...

You know why dating a Virgo is so difficult? I'm gonna pray for you Virgos because y'all gotta go through this. It's because motherfuckers too slow. Like, honestly. People be too slow to keep up with Virgo like. That's why Virgo's relationships don't work. It's because of Virgo has to repeat themselves. You understand that? I'm a master astrologist. I'm a master Virgo whisperer. I'm a relationship expert. And when I'm dealing with Virgos, you know the number one thing I see? Is why the fuck are you telling me what not to do and you still do it? And then you gotta explain to me why wasn't it okay to do it when I already told you why wasn't okay. And then you gotta go back and act like you ain't listen. So they gotta go deeper and explain to you. And then before you know it, Virgo tired. Virgo sleepy as hell. Virgo is annoyed. You understand? It takes 0.000120.000560 seconds to really get a Virgo like irritated. Virgos are annoyed. You understand? It's that... You know a Virgo truly likes you is if they don't get annoyed by you. That's big. Can't be around somebody who is annoying to them. But it's a difference. Virgos love people who are persistent. That's a different type of annoying. Right? Look, eventually, you can't keep up with Virgo. You can't keep up with Virgo. You're slow as molasses, dumb as a brick wall. The brick wall got more sense than you. You know, Virgo trying you. Virgo love to test some shit out. Virgo love like being a scientist and like being assigned some shit. Let me mix a little bit of anger with a little bit of sexiness. Let me mix some intelligence with a little bit of happiness. Let me do some peace with some dissociation. Let me put some initiation with a little bit of retreat. Like, Virgo over here. They writing on walls. They whole wall like a motherfucker FBI scene. Rico case building shit. I'm gonna get here. I'm gonna code this on that. I'm gonna do this on that time. They do this. You look at a whole time, motherfucker. You know, what the fuck is this? What the fuck is this? Like, what the fuck is wrong with you, Virgo? Like, if it wasn't for the Virgo being a beautiful person, you'd think they're a serial killer. You know, the attention to detail, bitch, you know what I wore 17 years ago? You know what the fuck I ate? You know they exact time that this happened? What the fuck is wrong with you? What's wrong with you, motherfucker? You can't keep up. You ain't your fault. You slow as hell, slow as molasses, dumb as a motherfucking brick wall. The brick wall got more sense than you.