I don't give a shit that there's dogs barking outside

@federicafinocchiaro_

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Why it worked

The humor in the creator's anthropomorphism of their dog, imagining it offering hospitality to intruders instead of acting as a guard, likely resonated with viewers who appreciate relatable and funny pet content.

Summary

The creator is talking to their dog, who is sitting at a table, about other dogs barking outside. The creator humorously suggests the dog would be too polite to act as a guard dog and would instead offer intruders a seat and coffee.

Structure

1Creator addresses dog about barking dogs outside
2Creator questions dog's guard dog abilities
3Creator describes dog's overly polite reaction to intruders
4Creator comments on the dogs' uncivilized behavior
5Creator suggests the dogs are tired

Transcript

I don't give a shit that there's dogs barking outside. We got you as a guard dog to like protect the house. What? If someone broke into the house like what would you do? You'd offer them a seat at the table and like some coffee and a little crumble cake. Are the dogs barking? Is that annoying you? Such uncivilized animals. They're outside barking and doing their thing and you're sitting at a table. Grey. The dogs are barking outside. You have nothing to say about it? You're wasting your time. They're still uncivilized. Is it afternoon nap time? Grey. You want to invite them inside? It's so cute. The animals are tired.