Post by @crunchdiaries7

🎥 COME SPEND THIS UNHINGED MORNING WITH ME BECAUSE APPARENTLY I DON’T KNOW HOW TO REST. 😂😭 DISCLAIMER: This is a time-lapse because ain’t nobody got time to watch me spend my entire morning doing all of this in real time. 😂 I did slow the video down in the spots where I was CRUNCHING, though, because what’s the point of a Crunch Diaries vlog if y’all can’t actually enjoy the crunch?! 🤣👏🏾 So boom… I woke up and decided I was going to pack myself a 1.5 Liter Bottle because apparently I enjoy giving myself extra work. 🤦🏾‍♀️😂 Johnson & Johnson BP, Equate BP, some Cornstarch scented with The Blue Irish Springs, and Pure Cornstarch all had to get packed up and put together. And BABYYYY… after packing ONE bottle, I said: “Ohhh… so THIS is what y’all seller's be going through?!?” 😭😂 Because let me tell you something… PACKING ONE BOTTLE IS A JOB. Now imagine packing MULTIPLE orders, bottles, chunks, toppers, freebies, sealing everything, labeling it, making it cute AND getting it shipped?! WHEW! 😩😂 Consider this my personal reality check because I will NEVER look at a seller packing an order the same way again. Y’all be WORKING! 👏🏾😂 Then, because apparently I hadn't done enough, I decided to do the BOIL & BAKE METHOD. Startef Boiling that baby for 4 HOURS… then once thats done I will throw it in the oven at 400°F for another 4 HOURS. 🔥😭 Normal people: “What are you cooking?” Me: “Nothing you need to be concerned about.” 😂😂😂 Then I started working on Layer 1 of my Ultimate Cornstarch Bucket like I was conducting a fragrance experiment. 🧪🤣 Downy? CHECK. Gain dryer sheets? CHECK. Cornstarch from Lidl? CHECK. Calming Lavender from Dollar Tree? IN. 💜 Pink Champagne? IN TOO. 🍾😂 Fresh Scent Booster Pods? WHY NOT?! Then I busted down TWO Hand Pressed Bricks from Kay Nay and added those to the bucket. Then came all the random scent beads I've been collecting from different sellers… IN THE BUCKET THEY GO. 😂 And THENNNN I opened the 1 Liter from Lola’s Cornstarch Cafe and added that too! At this point, everything is just marinating, mingling, networking and getting acquainted. 😂😂😂 I'm letting this whole situation MARRY TOGETHER, and as more packages arrive, guess what? THEY'RE GETTING ADDED TO THE WEDDING. 💀🤣 And yes, before anybody asks — I CLEAN AS I GO! 😂👏🏾 I may be chaotic with the ingredients, but my workspace? CLEAN. We are NOT leaving a whole crime scene behind. 😭🤣 And after ALL that… I finally sat down and enjoyed the Chunks, Chips & Toasty Chip Bag Lola gifted me with my last order. 🥰 Because after all that labor? I DESERVED MY SNACK. 😂😂😂 Packing. Boiling. Baking. Busting down bricks. Layering. Marinating. Crunching. Cleaning. A perfectly productive, completely unhinged morning. 🤣💀 Welcome to my life. 😂 #CrunchDiaries #MiniVlog #UnhingedMorning #CornstarchCrunch #CrunchTok