APPLE MAKE ANOTHER MINI PLEASE

Apple, bring back your iPhone minis, please. As a proud owner of an iPhone 13 mini, I am highly debating getting that new iPhone Duo, and it is only because of the fact that it is shorter than the Pros and the Pro Maxes. I have a small hand, so a regular, regular iPhone fits ginormous on me. The amount of times I get told, oh my god, your phone is so small, but it looks normal in your hands, is one too many. Like, I went from an iPhone 6 to an iPhone 12 mini to an iPhone 13 mini, and now Apple is not doing minis and it is like, well, fuck. And now the 13s are acting up, and well, mine is still, I mean, it is acting up a little bit, but it is, you know, alive. And I am, I am, I want the Duo. I don't want it. Realistically, I don't want it, but it is shorter than the Pros and the Pro Maxes, obviously. It is still really weirdly wide, and I don't want a wide phone, but at least it is shorter, so then it will fit better in places. I don't know, like I am like debating. Like if my phone decides to explode, then I guess I am getting the fucking Duo, because I am not getting the fucking Pros and the Pro Maxes, because that is just, like if I am going to get a bigger phone, I might as well get one that still fits in my back pocket comfortably, and I don't have to worry about like it falling. And then for scale, here is me holding my iPhone 13 mini. It just fits comfortably and perfectly in my hand, and you want me to get rid of this? You want me to get rid of a phone that fits perfectly in my hand? Why would you do that? Don't make me do it. But yeah, that is why I might get the iPhone Duo when my phone explodes, and I am saying when because I know it is going to, and that is going to kill me.